Friday, October 28, 2005
Well, ever since the DNA contamination of my real time PCR
DNA AWAY surface decontaminant ready to use in a 250ml bottle and proven to remove nucleic acid contamination from a variety of lab surfaces. Spray, wipe on or soak labware with DNA AWAY then wipe or rinse off to leave surfaces free of residue and contamination.
CHeck it out:DNA and RNAse away. Psychoboy used the whole bottle to rid the RNA corner of the BIG the BAD ...
DNA
So while we're on the topic of DNA away, me, M and psychoboy came up with a new proposal.
Presenting... EX Away!
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We'll win the Nobel prize! or at least have all the jilted ppl in teh world extremely grateful to us.
ah well, juz 3 very very jaded and bored ppl on a post lunch hiatus.
If only we could trouble shoot life.. Just use the alcohol spray , cleanse everything, redo the whole experiment, change the protocols, throw out some stuff, put in some new ones. ANd tada... good results.
See.. we've gone mad. that's what spending more than 9 hours in the lab can do to your brain.
mebbe we need " Lab away"
Evidence that there's a serious contamination problem in your lab
1) someone tries to shove a pipette up your ass
2) When there are not enough seats at lab meeting, the next option is to sit on someon's lap and while you're at it, throw in a lap dance for good measure
3) If BSh is missing with a female lab member, chances are that he can be found in the dark room
4) Someone tries to shove a protocol up your ass.
5) The guys throw the stress balls around and gleefully announce that they like playing with each other's balls.
6)We snuck out for lunch at city link. heheheh. While waiting for al to redeem some stuff, PY, Psychoboy, M and me were staring at a shop display window, when we saw a guy browsing through some female clothes. While having a debate about whether he was crossdressing female, or trying to buy something for a chick, Al walked up to uz and asked ," Why are you staring at teh mannequin's boobs?"
7) the guys want to buy red Gstrings and wear it on the outside to show that they are supermen.
Well, looks like no amoutn of DirtyMindedAway solution will cleanse this lab.
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